intrusive thought/hot take/word vomit receptacle.

  • "Isn't there an actor named El Camino?"

    — My sister attempting to reference Al Pacino

  • I cannot express the lengths of which I would go for a chance to meet Grimes and ask her what scurvy is really like.

  • my friends need to stop telling me to not text and and drive and start sending me Rhianna's 2007 smash hit "Shut Up and Drive" instead.

  • "I really don't think about anything ever."

    -Gabby after my thoughts on hitting rock bottom

  • How insane would a guy think I was if I had Love Game on my sex playlist?